Smart Girls Apply Here!

My two cats taught me everything I need to know about love. No matter whether a cat wakes me up at 4 a.m. to beg for food, or pees on my pillow when I'm away, it's completely useless to lecture a cat, get angry at a cat, or make it act against its nature. All you can do is feed it, pet it and accept it for what it is—because you make a conscious choice to accept and keep such a loving and delightful creature in your life, day after day and year after year, even when bad things happen. I'm looking for a woman who I can have that kind of relationship with... except for the part about peeing :/ ..because I'm not into that sort of thing